Another reason for Bush's Africa trip: to feed his undying lust to gaze upon, touch, and kiss bald heads.
If you don't know what the hell I'm talking about, check out some of these greatest hits:
This one is a millisecond before Bush spooged on the poor guy. Not the look of pity on the face of the Secret Service guy to Bush's right. He's probably been a victim too.
Finally, there's the bald, gay male escort who posed as a White House reporter and Bush called by the same nickname as his gay college roommate: Bulldog!
He's the one on the left, of course.
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