fascArt

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Water skiing at North Pole, Limbaugh says global warming a HOAX

Click pig (I mean pic) to see full-sized.


Climate experts said the arctic could be ice free for the first time this summer. Of course if there is enough ice left to fill a cocktail glass, Rush will say it's proof global warming is still a hoax.

Labels: , , , , , , ,

:: posted by Professor Smartass, 12:16 PM | link | (0) comments |

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Karl the Koward

Click pic to see chickenshit's flick




Labels: , , , , , ,

:: posted by Professor Smartass, 2:25 PM | link | (0) comments |

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Narwhals endorse Obama

Narwhals line up to endorse Obama

The unicorn whales, long associated with abortion rights because of their habit of spearing each others unwanted offspring with their horn, endorsed Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.

This is the first endorsement of a candidate by a non-human mammal species.

Republican party leaders were quick to point out that if they could make their preferences known, the scavengers and maggots that feed on the dead on battlefields would be 100% for McCain, who will fight to make sure those species are never endangered by being underfed.


Labels: , , , ,

:: posted by Professor Smartass, 4:25 PM | link | (0) comments |

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Can any actor look stupid enough to play George W. Bush?

Click pic to see 30 second flick



Labels: , , , , ,

:: posted by Professor Smartass, 10:57 PM | link | (0) comments |

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The GOP weighs in on the Rev. Wright controversy...

Click pic to see as animation:


Does the GOP really deserve this? Here's a brief resume.


Labels: , , , , , , ,

:: posted by Professor Smartass, 5:14 PM | link | (0) comments |

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Food crisis solution: Soylent Green

The free market to the rescue! I think they are having an IPO soon, so keep an eye out.

Click to see full-sized:



Labels: , , , , , , ,

:: posted by Professor Smartass, 11:04 AM | link | (0) comments |

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Bumper sticker shows depth of Hillary's rural support

Don't stand to close to the A in Hillary.

Click to see full-sized:


Labels: , , , ,

:: posted by Professor Smartass, 12:06 PM | link | (0) comments |

PHOTO: "Obamish" Amish Obama buggy sticker

Spotted in Pennsylvania:

(click either to see full-sized)


Close up of buggy sticker:




Labels: , , , ,

:: posted by Professor Smartass, 7:51 AM | link | (0) comments |

Sunday, April 20, 2008

McCain morphs into Grandpa Simpson

Ever notice you never see these two guys in the same place?

Click pics to see 3 second flicks:





Labels: , , , , , ,

:: posted by Professor Smartass, 11:51 AM | link | (0) comments |

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

PHOTOSHOP: Obama Wan Kenobi

Click pic to see full-sized.


Click to see 2 second animation



Labels: , , , , ,

:: posted by Professor Smartass, 5:58 PM | link | (0) comments |

Monday, March 24, 2008

MORPH ANIMATION: who Hillary is becoming

Click pic for 4 second animation.



FYI to Republicans: This is not meant to be a compliment.


Labels: , , , , ,

:: posted by Professor Smartass, 11:02 AM | link | (0) comments |

Thursday, March 20, 2008

The Right Wing Twilight Zone: "To Serve Hillary"

Click pic to see full-sized.



If you don't get the joke, you can watch the best TWILIGHT ZONE episode ever online.


Labels: , , , , ,

:: posted by Professor Smartass, 9:09 AM | link | (0) comments |

Saturday, March 15, 2008

McCain updates "I WANT YOU!" poster

Click to see full-sized



Labels: , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

:: posted by Professor Smartass, 1:06 AM | link | (2) comments |

Friday, March 14, 2008

PHOTOSHOP: this is who will fight McCain's 100 YEAR WAR

Click pic to see full-sized.


VIDEO: McCain looks forward to 100 YEARS WAR


Labels: , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

:: posted by Professor Smartass, 10:45 AM | link | (0) comments |

Friday, March 07, 2008

3 sec ANIMATION: the monkey on McCain's back

John McCain has a monkey on his back that will be more of a drag on his campaign than lobbyists or even allegedly schtupping a lobbyist who looks like his wife.

Click pic to see flick.



Labels: , , , , , , , , , , ,

:: posted by Professor Smartass, 9:26 AM | link | (0) comments |

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

PHOTOSHOP: morph Bush and McCain and you get....




Labels: , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

:: posted by Professor Smartass, 10:09 PM | link | (0) comments |

Saturday, March 01, 2008

Papa Bush & Bandar Bush (the family terrorist)

You can certainly judge a man by the company he keeps.

Click pics to see full-sized.

Bandar threatens Britain story


Bandar & 9/11 hijackers story




Labels: , , , , , , , , ,

:: posted by Professor Smartass, 8:28 PM | link | (0) comments |

Monday, February 25, 2008

Bush's bald lust in Africa




Another reason for Bush's Africa trip: to feed his undying lust to gaze upon, touch, and kiss bald heads.

If you don't know what the hell I'm talking about, check out some of these greatest hits:





This one is a millisecond before Bush spooged on the poor guy. Not the look of pity on the face of the Secret Service guy to Bush's right. He's probably been a victim too.


More photos of Bush worshiping bald knobs.

Finally, there's the bald, gay male escort who posed as a White House reporter and Bush called by the same nickname as his gay college roommate: Bulldog!

He's the one on the left, of course.


Labels: , , , , , , ,

:: posted by Professor Smartass, 12:39 PM | link | (0) comments |

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

ANIMATION: The REAL reason Bush went to Africa

Click pic to see flick




Labels: , , , , , , , , ,

:: posted by Professor Smartass, 11:42 AM | link | (0) comments |

Thursday, February 14, 2008

PHOTOS: If Scalia was present for torture he approves of...

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia defended the Bush use of torture during a recent visit to Britain. I hope he gets a chance to rule on this from the bench, so the next time he travels, he can be arrested as a war criminal.


Click pics to see full sized.










For the story on the last picture see Seymour Hersh on unreleased torture videos.


Labels: , , , , , , ,

:: posted by Professor Smartass, 10:49 AM | link | (0) comments |

Sunday, February 10, 2008

John McCain: POW (W Bush that is)

It's hard not to admire John McCain for not only enduring being a POW in Vietnam, but denying a propaganda offer of an early release since he was the son of an admiral.

Despite being tortured by the North Vietnamese, John McCain was not broken until he went into political combat with a war-avoiding, dim-witted, spoiled trust fund baby, George W. Bush.

In 2000, the Bush campaign used all of these smears on McCain.

This was McCain's ultimate reply:




Why did he prostrate and humiliate himself to someone who is clearly less of a man, and can barely speak a coherent sentence even when someone is whispering in a microphone in his ear?

Maybe because McCain is owned by the kind of people who own Bush (and who Bush is himself), the wealthy who see us as so much cattle to milked with every new financial scam they dream up, and slaughtered when they need to do a hostile takeover of some other countries oil fields or keep the natives in a plantation or sweatshop nation from demanding a better standard of living.

Bush should be an albatross around McCain's neck, so every American will remember who he will serve if he is elected president: the inbred, sociopathic, children of privilege.




Labels: , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

:: posted by Professor Smartass, 12:43 PM | link | (0) comments |

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

ANIMATION: Romney laser visions McCain

Concerned that he may lose Super Tuesday, Mitt Romney exposes his alien superpowers by using his laser vision on John McCain.

CLICK TO SEE ANIMATION




Labels: , , , , , , , , ,

:: posted by Professor Smartass, 11:15 AM | link | (0) comments |
alt="fascArt, president george w. bush, republicans, gop, karl rove, war criminals, religious right"