Is Bush Gay? Only his man ho knows for sure...

a song about Bush



You can't assume Bush is gay from one "come hither stare," but this might help clear things up,

If you haven't heard of Jeff Gannon, he's the male prostitute the White House had pose as a reporter to lob softball questions at Bush and his press secretary.

Oddly, Bush called him "Bulldog," the same nickname he gave his gay college roommate who he later appointed ambassador to Poland.

And Bush has a pretty consistent reaction to guys with bald heads like Gannon's--he can't help but kiss and fondle them even in public.

He also checked into the White House 39 times when there were no press briefings, and at least 14 times when he didn't check out, most likely, to hide the fact that he slept over (the Secret Service isn't normally slack about keeping track of people).
Who was Jeff Gannon's client all those nights he checked in and didn't check out?

It can only be the president himself. If it was any staffer, including Karl Rove, it would have made more sense and potentially been less scandalous to have Gannon service them in their homes because no one watches them once they leave. The only person who would be MORE noticeable hooking up with Gannon AWAY from the White House grounds is Bush himself.

None of this would be noteworthy if not for two things:

• Bush has been a dangerously corrupt and destructive president.

• He and his party beat up on gays to chase homophobic rubes to the polls.

For more information on Gannon, checkout Americablog.com.

Bush's odd comments about an aide to the Canadian prime minister.

A really creepy incident during the administration of Papa Bush, that may not involve Papa or Baby Bush but would be a really weird coincidence if it didn't.