Monday, September 25, 2006

Dumbfuckistan: the brief history of Bushland

I've been getting so many hits on my Dumbfuckistan animation, that I thought people might be interested in a still version, which is also available on cups, t-shirts, and bumper stickers to piss off your righty friends:

click to see full-sized:



The original animated version:


On t-shirts, mugs, and bumper stickers:




If you buy my stuff, I can pay off my student loans and stay out of debtors prison, where I might not have access to Photoshop.





Monday, July 17, 2006

Bush massage creeps out German chancellor

This is just weird.

Bush's odd fetish for touching bald men's heads and having a gay prostitute he calls by the same nickname he used for his gay college roommate pose as a reporter and check into the White House some nights and not check out is one thing.

While it is hypocritical for the American press to ignore this after covering what Clinton did with his penis for eight years, those stories would have no consequences on the world scene even if they were covered here.

But sexually harassing or at least severely annoying the leader of the most powerful country in Europe does reflect badly on us. Whoever was in charge of giving Bush his medication today should be fired.




The German magazine Bild calls this "Liebes Attacke" which translates "love attack" or "copping a feel."

Is there anything that will make Republicans ashamed of their spoiled, retarded, frat boy dictator? Does he have to shit on himself in public and make finger puppets out of his own turds before they get it?







Thursday, April 13, 2006

LBJ commercial on NUKE happy conservatives

(CLICK TO PLAY)


The current talk of using nuclear bunker busters in Iran reminded me of this commercial from the 1964 presidential race, when LBJ was running against uber-hawk Goldwater.

Rather than hollow me-tooism, this is how LBJ framed those eager to use our nuclear arsenal.

http://www.pbs.org/30secondcandidate/timeline/years/196...

Another on nukes,

MERELY ANOTHER WEAPON?

Some of the outside groups might have done stuff this good, but most of the candidates including Kerry seemed to be in a contest to see whose commercials could be more bland, inoffensive, and forgetable.

People still talk about this one. What the hell happened? Are all the current Democratic consultants fifth columnists or retarded?

More LBJ commercials:

http://www.pbs.org/30secondcandidate/timeline/years/1964b.html




public relations

Bushback Mountin'

I forgot to post this to fascArt when I made it a couple of months ago.

I apologize in advance to my gay friends, who I don't mean to smear by association with George W. Bush and a gay prostitute.

But this love story is too tragic and epic to be left untold.

Click to see animation:



LINK:
http://static.flickr.com/38/84921288_4bd7ec1944_o.gif


BACKGROUND ON BUSH & GANNON:
http://mysite.verizon.net/myk15/bushhugsmanho.html






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Saturday, March 04, 2006

Israeli Anti-Semitic Cartoon Contest

I can't explain this any better than the guy who put up the website:











EXCERPTS EXPLAINING SITE:

  • A Danish paper publishes a cartoon that mocks Muslims.

  • An Iranian paper responds with a Holocaust cartoons contest

  • Now a group of Israelis announce their own anti-Semitic cartoons contest!

click to see larger



(this one is most offensive to me.)





An homage to the Danish cartoon
that started the whole brouhaha.


THE REST OF THESE OFFENSIVE TOONS



Sunday, January 15, 2006

Will Ferrel as Bush on Global Warming

Bush tries to explain global warming and is forced to consult a book, albeit a pop up one.



Someone pointed out that it was almost criminal incompetence for the Democrats or sympathetic interests groups to NOT have run the earlier Will Ferrell as Bush as a campaign commercial in the 2004 presidential election, not just because it is funny and memorable, but because it is honest about something that the mainstream press bends over backward to avoid saying:

that Bush is willfully ignorant and possibly retarded apart from his skills as a political and business con man.

Democrats and those further left have an advantage of having smart creative people on their side, but instead rely on the same tired load of consultants the GOP does. Try to remember any of Kerry's campaign commercials compared to this, and it would be hard to argue against tying a rock around the necks of Democratic campaign consultants and throwing them in a pond.